My kids wanted to know why Tom Brady was called the “GOAT.” They took it pretty literally.

Instead of fleeing by jumping away, this grasshopper played me a diddy with his finely tuned guitar. It was a country song. "I've got a friend in low places." I sang along, then put a dollar in his little black hat. Hoping he had a good meal that night.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Z!

Get that Yoga mat out and get healthy! This Yak is performing the “Downward Dog”. Today is for the letter “Y”.

Jazz baby. The X-ray Tetra is one of the few creatures to have a X start their name. What other way to “mark” your spot. Jam on that Xylophone. Jam!

The White Wizard’s best bud. “W!”

This Vulture usually flies around Volleyball courts. HIs true passion. Today is a dream come true as the “Outside Hitter” has become ill. Life works in fantastic ways!

The downside of being a unicorn…the horn always gets in the way. The letter “U”.

I’m thinking Spring right now. And what comes after spring? SUMMER! Tubing down the lazy river is this turtle, chilling in liquid awesomeness.

Today is for the letter “S”. Get your skis ready for more snow! Booo.

Rocky the Raccoon races a rocket and wins. Hilarity ensues.

My mouth nearly dropped when I saw Quintina the Quail at the casino. I think that was her name. There were so many bells going off in that joint I could hardly hear. Anyway, this Quail was holding a Queen on her way to a royal flush. The next time I see a quail, I’m...

My friend Mike thinks Penguins are the ultimate animal. How can you make the ultimate animal even better? Bring him on a winter camping trip and put him in charge of Breakfast! I hear they make delicious pancakes.

I’ve been on a few cruises in my life. Really enjoyable experience if you like a vacation with a lot going on. With all that fruit on board, there has to be a chance for one of the oranges to roll overboard. I can only imagine what happens when a curious eight legged...

While having dinner out on Valentine’s Day, I look over at the next table and spot a Newt wearing a napkin, hungrily waiting for his dinner. Mind you, it was a very small table for a very small Newt. I overheard his name was “Norman.”

HOLY CRAP! Did you see that?! A moose on a motorcycle just passed me. I have to draw this! Find Tshirts here !  

I’ve been climbing a ladder a lot to clean up the snow and try to remove ice from my gutters. It’s not a fun job in the winter. I’d much prefer it if a llama would volunteer for the job. Rumor has it, they are good with ladders. Day 12 = “L”.

Even Kangaroos have trouble getting the ketchup out of the bottle. But you know the trick and so does she. Hit that “57”! Now you can eat that veggie burger and hop along Kassidy. Day 11 is the letter “K”.

The letter “J”! I was stung by a “S@#t” load of jellyfish in Antigua while on my honeymoon years ago. The only thing that made it better was rum…all over my body and in my mouth. I won’t get in the water with jellyfish going forward. Jump rope you fool. Jump your damn...

I can’t lie…Iguanas creep me out. But what if it was eating ice cream? Nope, still creepy.  

After a long day of driving, this Giraffe needs a fill up.

Remember that time we were playing football in the back yard and that red fox we’ve been seeing around the neighborhood jumped out of the bushes, intercepted the football, struck a “Heisman” pose and took off down the street?! Yeah, that Fox. Today is brought to you...

Everyone needs help getting the mail out now and then. Well, today’s task is getting these letters out in the mail. Pronto! And who better to help?! Today is dedicated to the letter “E”.

The letter “D”. This dog enjoys the Paso Doble! Dance like nobody is watching!

Who says Buffalos can’t mountain bike?